Microwoof is a doggone goodbeast!

23Sep09

I have a friend who has a a dog.  There are things about this dog.  Also, I love dogs.  Here’s what happens:

To protect the identity of said dog that is being reviewed, I will refer to her as Microwoof.  Microwoof is less than a foot long and weighs about as much as a ham sandwhich.  If that last sentence makes you hungry for foot long subs or ham, then stop right there.  I don’t need you chomping Microwoof, and Microwoof doesn’t need you chomping Microwoof either.

Anyway

Microwoof is black and white and has soft fur.  She is also very good at fetch.  All you need in order to play fetch with her is a larger dog to retrieve her once she is thrown/punted.  That’s another thing, Microwoof is great for punting (apparently) and is very aerodynamically shaped.  What’s also cool is that she always has this look on her face like she just broke up with you!

Wait, what?

It is also nice that she appears mildly scared at all times, despite her wagging tale.  It’s as if she knows that she’s either in for the time of her life or is about to meet it’s end and is not quite sure which it’s going to be.  How polite!  She will bark until you enter the house.  Once this happens, she realizes that the chance of a fair fight against an adversary/intruder of her size has now been reduced to zero on account of the fact that yet another upright, humanoid uberbeast known as a person has encountered her.  She has no choice but to act sheepish yet friendly.

A trying life for Microwoof!-

-when everytthing is bigger and smarter than you and has  all the answers to the whereabouts of dogfood and the means of sorcery so as to summon the Hoover Dragon from the hellish, winter-coat-ridden depths of the hallway closet.  Then again, she’s a tiny dog who lives in a nice house with nice people so maybe Microwoof is just being overdramatic.

A problem:  You wake up in the middle of the night hungry for oreos.  A solution: You find a small black and white object to quench your cookie-cravings.  Another problem: Turns out you chomped Microwoof!

SHIT!

The size and coloration of Microwoof can be confusing for cookie-addicts.  Loses points(?).

But that’s OK.  Microwoof is extraordinarily pleasant and congenial.

Guess what Microwoof…

10 out of 12 clams

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